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| Name: Spamburger Hamburger Age: Chill Out Sex: All the time Shoe Size: Bigger than small, Smaller than huge Instruments Played on D-FaHT recordings: Keyboard, synth, crap ass drum, vocals, bass,guitar, feet,air, skin, beer, beer, beer, yes! Instruments Played in Real Life: Guitar mostly, but he dabbles into EVERYTHING. T or A?: It's like choosing between $1,000,000 and$2,000,000;Obviously BOTH! Influences: Beer, boobs & basketball. Mostly Likely Cause of Death: Mammary overdose Allergies: Cow boobie by-product General info of impo(r)tance Viagra *Written by Tom* | Name: Steve Vowles Age: Infinite Sex: Definately male Shoe Size: How the fuck should I know? Instruments played on D-FaHT recordings: Acoustic guitar, electric guitar, electric bass,"thenoisebox", keyboards, drum tracks, vocals, didgeridoo, and Rock. (yes "rock"is a fucking instrument..fuck you..) Instruments played in real life: Mainly bass, but he can get by on the guit-box T or A?: Steve's a T-man till the end.... Influences: I'd like to list a number of different bands likeSYLorWhite Zombie here, however, I find that Steve really is HIS OWNinfluence. Most Likely Cause of Death: Either heart attack while getting titty fucked...ordying in a high speed accident. Allergies: Plants, and most people. General info impo(r)tance: Steve enjoys a fine whiskey, and likes to play allforms ofmario. He also thinks he's Spiderman, though we all know he is a SithLord. The force is strong in this one. *written by Shaun* | Name: Thomas McClelland Half your age plus seven, ladies! Never checked. Instruments played on D-FaHT recordings: Acoustic guitar, electric guitar, voxals, keys,samples,pure heartfelt emotion. Drums and guitar. Package man, with the emphasis on T. Mostly rock-to-metal, but an affinity for stuffwith acatchy beat. Not wearing his seat belt. Or maybe fire. General info impo(r)tance: There's an unrequited wisdom in his alcoholic gaze, Rarely seen by those around in a Hedrixian purple haze. Thoughattention to fine detail oft depends on situation, He's a man that cancount on to get you to or from the station. Though sizable in stature,his heart with always dwarf the lot, And those in his good graces findit a comfortable spot. As he will always be there, thick and thin, downto the end. He also rocks like a motherforker, forking rock, boobs rulerock. Also, in Steve's bio, Shaun spelled Whisky wrong. He spelled it with anE. I only drink Scotch Whisky; NO E, SHAUN! *written by Steve'r* |